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A gorilla walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a tall, frothy mug and says \"That\'ll be five bucks.\" As the gorilla is paying for his beer, the bartender adds \"You know... we don\'t get many gorillas in here.\" To which the gorilla replies, \"At five bucks a beer, it\'s no wonder…\"

This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down. The bartender says, hay buddy whats your hurry? The man says if you had what I have you would do the same thing. The bartender backs up and says what do you have. The man says about 75 cents!

The Devil walks into a crowded bar. When the people see who it is, they all run out except this one old man. So the devil walks up to him and says \"Do you know who I am?\" and the old man sips his beer and answers \"yep\". The Devil says \"Well, why aren\'t you afraid of me?\" The old man looks over and says \"I\'ve been married to your sister for 27 years, why should I be scared of you.\" 

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